Monday, September 04, 2006

#20 - Images That I've Wanted to Use in a Top 5

Top 5: Images That I've Wanted to Use in a Top 5
  1. Sexual Harassment Panda
  2. Chris "The Birdman" Anderson
  3. "Wheelchair-Basketball Players Stunned By Thunderous Slam Dunk"
  4. Flaming Bag Head
  5. Haley Joel Osment's Mug Shot
Sexual Harassment Panda is one of the greatest one-shot cartoon characters of all time. I couldn't think of a reason to include him in another Top 5, so he ends up here with the rest of the humorous, yet unique images.
The Birdman is the "the biggest disgrace in NBA history". (Ouch) In the 2005 NBA dunk contest, he missed his first eight dunk attempts (13 total misses on 2 dunks). It's still entertaining to hear how Anderson began the contest by telling a sideline reporter: "It's time for the Birdman to fly." The Birdman topped off his career by being kicked out of the league for being caught using heroin. What will he do next?
The Onion (www.theonion.com) is humor at its best. This "headline" made me laugh for hours.
The Flaming Bag Head: I'm not sure where this image came from, but I still like it.
Haley Joel Osment was "charged with drunk driving and marijuana possession after he crashed his 1996 Saturn station wagon while returning home from a Los Angeles concert in July 2006." I think this one speaks for itself.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The birdman image and the story that went a long with is hilarious. "It's time for the birdman to fly". hahahahahahaha. Priceless. You can't pay for that kind of television. Oh yeah, stop hating on the matrix reloaded, it's only because the first matrix was the best movie ever made that the second one was such a let down. It's not that baaaaaaaad, it's just not that good.

1. Batman and Robin
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5. Okay, so I could only come up with 4, I tried to google a 5th shit sequel but most of the lists had the matrix sequels and I have now become discouraged and will go write a song called "I fucken love matrix reloaded".

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